CRIME WINE ®
Our Wines & Bubbles
These wines are originally made in Germany, but adapted to the taste buds of the world. The best part of using the Pinot Noir grape is how easy and good it is. This grape has a low content of Tanin, which makes a lower chance for heartburns and headaches. Science? Maybe, but we just call it Crime Time.
Crime Wine is all about breaking barriers and standing up to a wine hierarchy. We want wine to be fun and acceptable whether your eating food or just having a glass of bubbles in the sun. Therefore, our labels are a dedication to all the people out there who you'll probably never see drinking our easy drinkable wines.
Meet "Mrs. Posh".
This lady has been drinking only the driest white wine since birth and will never surrender to wine which is chugged by the bottle. (Which we recommend)
Blanc de Noir
Did you know you can Chug wine?
A traditional ‘Blanc de Noir’. Easy drinkable doesn't even come close to the experience of this wine. We wanted to create a white wine that even beer-lovers would love.
Quick Explanation:
Yes it's from Germany and based on Pinot Noir grapes.
Absolutely not suitable for drinking alone.
Our recommodation is to always bring at least six bottles.
"The Hipster" is like all his kind, exploratory and consumes all that nobody else is drinking. Therefore, a people's favourite like our Pink de Noir isn't even in his vocabulary.
Pink de Noir
Peoples Favourite - Don't ask us why...
An easy-drinking Rosé wine, or ‘Pink de Noir’, as we call it.
Our original plan for this was a good-time-wine for the younger, female part of the population, only to find out men in their fifties equally loves it. This get’s the talk and the party started.
Fun fact: We actually own the trademark for Pink de Noir.
Quick Explanation:
This is also from Germay, and we're still using the same Pinot Noir grapes.
It may come as a shock, but the colour is slightly Pink.
A must in every sunny social gathering.
The Expert” has tasted every red wine on this planet, and not a single one is to his liking. On his journey to taste the perfect wine, our easy all-day-every-day wine simply does not tease his attention.
Red
Maybe too easy Drinkable
Our ‘Red' Wine is supposed to prove that we know wine. Here we try to make a well-balanced red wine to bring to parties. Explore the new life of a low-Tanin content wine and enjoy red wine to the fullest.
Quick Explanation:
Surpise! Made in Germany from Pinot Noir grapes.
If you love heavy red wine; this bad boy might not be for you...
Most likely the eastiest drinkeble red wine ever. (Claimed by our accountant)
"Mr. Snob" does not recognise that bubbles even exist under the price of $200. He will forever enjoy not knowing the experience of Crime Time.
Blanc Bubbles
You do not need to be rich to get drunk on bubbles
Another classic. Our ‘Blanc Bubbles’. A white mustard Pinot Noir. Here we are not talking about a ‘bubbling’ variant, but a full sparkling experience. Only downside is that you'll have to surgically remove the cork from your ceiling...
Quick Explanation:
Still don't get it? Germany. Pinot Noir Grapes.
You need roughly 2,500 bottle to fill your Jacuzzi.
Shake extendedly before opening. (Hehe)
If Gucci was a wine, she would not have been sober a single minute in her adult life. “The Trendsetter” will only drink what is exclusive and off the market. By making our Pink Bubbles so accessible and easy is just not good enough for her.
Pink Bubbles
And the Winner is…
And finally, we must have a “Pink Bubbles” to all who enjoy white bubbles but wants something more. This pink deliciousness will keep you going all night (or day) long. Try this on a hot summer day and you will fall in love.
Quick Explanation:
Bla, Bla, Bla… Germany, Pinot Noir, you know the drill.
This little fierce one can be consumed in huge amounts.
Simply the best product we made for every freaking occasion.
